Mayor Bloomberg loves New York… but mostly Muslims and their money.

 :: Posted by Angelo on 08-28-2011

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg had a message for the people who oppose the Ground Zero Victory Mosque (Islamic Terrorist recruitment Center) at his annual “iftar” (Islamic fast-breaking dinner) at Gracie Mansion in New York this past week by saying to a Ramadan audience, “We are all Muslims.”

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/mike_rite_right_M3z4XOjda0JlzbRv0VnxhL

The community center can and must be built at the Park51 site, Bloomberg said, who then went on to say that anything less would “compromise our commitment to fighting terror with freedom.”

Bloomberg then ended his pandering rant by quoting some words from Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf (the lying terrorist supporting Imam no less.) It should be noted that Bloomberg, who has from the beginning, supported the Park51 project in the name of both property rights and religious freedom, also has financial interests in the Middle East, like his Dubai financial center which is being turned into a regional hub for the UAE.

http://www.dubaichronicle.com/2009/10/02/bloombergs-office-in-dubai-to-expand-its-activities/

Bloomberg LLC also has news bureaus throughout the Gulf Corporation Counsel (GCC) and is currently in the stages of opening offices in Saudi Arabia and Qatar.

Owning 85% of the corporation, and founded in 1981 by Bloomberg himself,  Bloomberg LLC is a front runner in global financial software, data gathering, and international business updates and news. It is estimated to be worth approximately $16 billion dollars. Why is the relationship between Bloomberg and Muslims so important? Bloomberg LLC sells its terminals from 7  hubs, London, Brazil, New York City, San Fransicko, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Sydney. The deal between Bloomberg and the UAE would allow Bloomberg easy access to Islamic Sharia-based banking by developing a Sharia compliant finance portal. AKA dipping into Islamic run currency for stepping aside and allowing the Ground Zero Mosque to be erected.

It should be noted that Sharia banking does not pay any interest, but instead donates a percentage of it’s returns to Islamic interests such as the construction of mosques, madrassas… and is even linked to Islamic terrorism. In other words, Bloomberg is selling his soul for money while greedily financing Islamic expansionism.

I personally find Mayor Bloomberg’s repeated demands of “religious tolerance” inconsistent and insulting. Spoken words from a Mayor, whose city already has 100 mosques in operation, but a public school system that will not acknowledge Christianity or even the word “Christmas.” The city of New York has not even allowed the necessary repairs to go forward for St Nicholas, a Greek Orthodox Church…almost a decade after it was heavily damaged by falling debris from the Twin Towers on the day of the 9-11 attacks.

Bloomberg’s actions and comments are insulting to the families of those murdered on 9-11, and his pandering to his future business partners and verbal responses to the detractors of the Ground Zero Islamic Terrorist Recruitment Center not only make me question his ethics, but also his allegiance if you ask me.

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Marijuana, M*A*S*H* and Illegal Mexicans…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 08-28-2011

We all know that Obama is losing black support, for not being “black enough,” and the support of libs, for not being liberal enough… so what’s a man gotta do? More pandering to the Mexican’s that’s what.

http://cis.org/taxonomy/term/415

It’s just so fun and exciting to be a US citizen… become one today and receive free govt programs! Get a free hat or a Free bumper sticker with every application, (becoming a US citizen is as easy as ordering a bong online I see…)

http://www.us-immigration.com/cart/category/us-citizenship.html

While I was watchen M*A*S*H* last night, it occurred to me that the US military has been able to seal the border between North and South Korea for nearly six decades, but completely refuses to seal our border with Mexico. If you haven’t seen Korean news in the past 4 years, I guarantee it’s safe to say that more be-headings, murders, rapes, kidnappings, drug activity, prostitution rings, human trafficking, drug trafficking, and infectious diseases that should have been eradicated years ago, are a much bigger problem along our southern border, and inside our southern states… I’d say that makes the US and Mexican border a greater threat to our national security. I live in the United States… I want my border secured. The Koreans can Frak off.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/11/05/photographers.journey.below.border/index.html?hpt=C1

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/nov/04/local/la-me-1104-drug-tunnel-20101104

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/4902524/Mexican-drug-wars-create-demand-for-hitman-and-acid-baths.html

How clear is the law… if you aren’t a legal US citizen, you are an illegal alien and must leave the country. No other place around the world allows you to “come and go as you please” without any sorta citizenship papers (cept maybe some places in Africa.) People say, “what do you do with all the illegals already here if you seal the border?” Easy, start with illegals who are clogging our prisons, draining our hospitals and over stuffing our schools. Illegal aliens make up nearly 30% of all incarcerations in the US and adds billions of dollars onto state debts who incur the costs of food, housing, medical, education, rehabilitation, counseling, religious needs, dietary needs, water, electric, prison security and maintenance costs. Lets not forget the lucky illegal aliens in prisons who obtain hormone therapies that tax dollars pay for.

http://www.khou.com/news/investigative/I-Team-Taxpayers-fund-hormone-treatment-for-illegal-immigrants-in-federal-custody–111900914.html

When illegal aliens arrive in the US they will either try and make a living “legally” (which also means competing with blue collar legal US citizens and driving the cost of wages down,) or will make a living “illegally” by transporting and selling drugs like Marijuana, and get involved in other kinds of criminal activity such as welfare fraud, burglary, robbery, etc, let’s also not forget the amount of gang members, drug cartel members, Islamic terrorists, and a slew of other vermin who cross the border daily with all those other “good, honest people wanting to live the American dream” that the libs tell everyone about. Are there many illegals who come here to start a new life for their families and contribute to a civil society? yes. But unfortunately, millions upon millions more don’t come here to assimilate, contribute, or respect our land, laws, or culture. Most are babysat by authority, catered to outta political correctness, and pandered to for political support. And for those here illegally who obey laws, contribute to their community and basically are “all around good wholesome people?” Get in line.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-01-29-ms13_N.htm

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/01/20/us-usa-immigrants-employmentexclusive-idUSTRE70J37P20110120

The security alone, of US citizens should be paramount to the US Govt, but it is shamefully not. If I drove to an airport here in Commiefornia, and intended to to fly out of the city of Sacramento and just wanted to land in San Fransicko, which is only an hour flight away, I’d be subjected to invasive security measures, that I would also receive if I were flying from one US state to any other US state, or even abroad, yet security measures entering the US from most foreign countries do not provide the same security measures we enforce. Combine those restrictions with the obvious evidence that every year the US Govt knowingly permits millions of unknown, undocumented, un-inoculated illegal aliens (an overwhelmingly amount are Mexican) to arrive in the US by simply walking across the border. Once here, they’ll settle in, get pregnant, give birth, get pregnant, and a new race of govt dependents is constantly evolving.

http://www.wsbtv.com/video/23438021/index.html%3Chttp:/www.wsbtv.com/video/23438021/index.html

It’s amazing to me that private medical centers are even responsible for providing care and resources to illegals who are not insured, and don’t plan on paying. Illegal aliens, an overwhelmingly amount coming from Mexico have taken full advantage of this country’s “free” medical care at hospital emergency rooms, and is the reason why numerous hospitals in Commiefornia have closed. It’s no coincidence that as of 2010, Commiefornia (out of all 50 US states,) ranks dead last in the number of emergency rooms per million people. Illegal aliens have also been awarded large settlements for injuring themselves (represented by legal US lawyers,) having an injury misdiagnosed by an ER Dr who doesn’t speak Spanish, and for police brutality.

http://www.immigrationdirect.com/immigration-news/us-visas/illegal-immigrant-awarded-200000-seeks-u-visa/index.html

http://www.businessinsider.com/why-california-is-the-next-greece-2010-05#california-has-americas-fewest-7-emergency-rooms-per-one-million-people-6

A calm Yin and Yang question for ya… why is an employer held responsible for, and charged with a crime if his business hires illegal aliens, but when the children of illegal aliens, or anchor babies (many with no allegiance to our culture)  attend our schools and demand special instruction, they are granted all… at the cost of the legal taxpayers? And funded by US taxpayers while the vast majority of illegal aliens send billions of dollars a year to Mexico which boosts their economy.

We are being invaded south of the border, pillaged of our tax payer funded programs, and overrun by illegal aliens (mostly Mexicans,) it’s not racist, it’s factual. The evidence is overwhelming that when a foreign entity enters a location and refuses to leave (whether it be unintentional destructive or not,)  it will eventually leech clean the resources of the invaded, and kill it’s host. Who needs to assimilate when you can overrun?

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2nd Amendment Shamendment…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 08-26-2011

“No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government”

– Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

The Gov of North Carolina just Declared that every Concealed Carry Permit in eastern North Carolina was now invalid due to the pending and strengthening “Hurricane Irene.” You may ask, how could the Democratic Gov do such a thing? How is that legal? You believe it sounds near Gestapo-ish?

“The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed.”

– Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist Papers at 184-188

Well, the state law was passed through by a Democratic state legislature of course (N.C. Gen. Stat. § 14-288.7) so now, every time the governor (currently Democrat, Beverly Perdue) declares that North Carolina is in a “State of Emergency,” it would be illegal from the moment it leaves her lips… from that point forward… it would be a crime to carry a concealed weapon in the state of North Carolina… even if you obtained yours legally, through proper state channels, and it was still stamped “valid…” but the law would just last until the state of emergency has been declared over by the Gov… but what’s the sense then? This means one things to those who have valid, legal, Concealed Carry Permits… you are not able to use your legal right (and state approved) weapons permit to carry a weapon to use for protection for you and your family, at the discretion of the state Govt.

How many other states are worken on this or something similar?

14-288.7. Transporting dangerous weapon or substance during emergency; possessing off premises; exceptions.

(a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, it is unlawful for any person to transport or possess off his own premises any dangerous weapon or substance in any area:

(1) In which a declared state of emergency exists; or

(2) Within the immediate vicinity of which a riot is occurring.

(b) This section does not apply to persons exempted from the provisions of G.S. 14-269 with respect to any activities lawfully engaged in while carrying out their duties.

(c) Any person who violates any provision of this section is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor.

“One of the ordinary modes, by which tyrants accomplish their purposes without resistance, is, by disarming the people, and making it an offense to keep arms.”

– Constitutional scholar Joseph Story, 1840

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Tyranical Subterfuge Absurdity… the TSA

 :: Posted by Angelo on 07-11-2011

Recently, besides learning that TSA scanners are a confirmed cancer risk (which was denied by the govt,) the TSA failed to nab a man traveling without ID and a fraudulent one day-old boarding pass, spent 45 minutes diaper checking and searching a 95-year-old woman, allowed 4 chef’s knives to be waved through at an O’Hare security checkpoint, and a rape victim was arrested, and manhandled after she refused a TSA pat down… I mean groping.

http://randysright.wordpress.com/2011/06/27/obama%E2%80%99s-tsa-agents-force-95-year-old-grandma-with-leukemia-to-remove-diaper-at-airport/

And the growing list of prohibited items…

http://www.seatguru.com/articles/tsa_prohibited_items.php

Toss in the “Shoe bomber,” the “Underwear bomber,” the liquid restrictions, false ID’s being accepted, unruly or suspicious Muslim passengers not investigated or detained… while all incidents were handled by the airline passengers or the crew because all were breaches of TSA “security” screenings.

But don’t fret, because Barack Hussein Obama rushed to the TSA’s defense and stated that he understands “people’s frustrations,” but the TSA’s methods are necessary… and there is no alternative.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40289750/ns/travel/t/obama-tsa-pat-downs-frustrating-necessary/

“Circumstances demand we make adjustments by increasing funding to enhance rail safety and monitoring on commuter rail transit and screening who gets on Amtrak passenger trains, so that we can provide a greater level of security to the public.” -Sen. Charles Schumer

Some sheeple still don’t see the obvious, the restricting of our movement is here to stay… just wait until the TSA spreads to train stations, docks, bus stations… the DMV, Post offices and other govt buildings, then hospitals and public schools… then parks, then malls and theaters… then housing complexes. Combine that with Communist style company takeovers, damaging govt imposed fees and taxes for goods, tighter restrictions and outlawing of certain fossil fuels, the push for tighter gun restrictions, Amnesty, the designed decline of the American dollar, a steadfast propagandist media, then toss in high unemployment and a broken housing market…and I’d say that Liberalism has finally accomplished allowing entitlements, Political Correctness, and Islam to officially hijack our country…

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Islam: the breeding, condoning, and preaching of hate…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 04-23-2011

This will never end. The Muslim population grows larger and larger every year, with one mission, to overcome the opposition with sheer numbers… while at the same, “westerners” so to speak, cut back on births to due to finances, age, comfy societies, and birth control. While one side cuts back and stays huddled in smaller packs, the other spreads like a wildfire, smearing their hatred out further into the world. They swarm to Europe, Asia, the United States, and many other lands… instead of conforming or respecting different cultures, they take over blocks, towns, and then cities… they refuse to accept the culture they have relocated to… they leech off the tax payer funded system, they protest and incite violence wherever they are given an inch of “religious” respect… they demand Sharia law, they teach hatred of the west, abuse of women, encourage perverted marriages, turn a blind eye towards the rape of young children, and animals… they praise the 9-11 attacks, they demand special privileges to advance their agenda, they are taught to lie to advance Islam, use intimidation, violence and murder to swell their ranks, conduct terrorist attacks to bankrupt, frighten, and contain all the non-believers, they use college scholarships paid with American money to excel in knowledge which is later used against us, they infiltrate our armed forces, local, state, and Federal governments… and all the while, no one does anything to stop this infection. A capitulating American govt, a biased media, treasonist liberals, and Islamic Cylons are allowing this to occur in the United States… even after watching it occur all over the globe in civil societies that attempted to use kindness and political correctness to combat evil… people still do not learn.

Be realistic, a people devoted to a “religion” who believe things like this will not cease because of a smile or prime real estate to erect a Mosque of hate… anything like these verses in the Bible? Didn’t think so.

Here’s some documented cases of the “religion of peace”

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0001454.html

http://www.google.com/search?q=Islam+terrorist+attacks&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&client=firefox-a#q=Islamic+terrorist+attacks&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=VEO&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1142&bih=494&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=vid&ei=FCGzTeivAYuztwev3K3qDg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=3&ved=0CBUQ_AUoAg&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=528e2fd072f23b42

Quran (2:191-193) – “And slay them wherever ye find them, and drive them out of the places whence they drove you out, for persecution  [of Muslims] is worse than slaughter [of non-believers]…and fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is for Allah.”

Quran (2:216) – “Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not.”

Quran (3:151) – “Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority”.

Quran (4:74) – “Let those fight in the way of Allah who sell the life of this world for the other. Whoso fighteth in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a vast reward.”

Quran (5:33) – “The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement.”

Quran (8:12) – “I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them.”

Quran (8:39) – “And fight with them until there is no more persecution and religion should be only for Allah.”

Quran (9:5) – “So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them.”

There are numerous other verses of hate and condoning of submission, terrorist acts, and murder… but I’d rather you open a Quran for yourself and find them… you discover many a truthful things about Islam when you aren’t being guided by someone who is well versed in the act of Taquiyya.

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/011-taqiyya.htm

Do not allow the Islamic Terrorist Recruitment Center to be erected at Ground Zero… every vermin from around the globe will be attracted to the beacon of hate and inflict yet more pain and suffering onto American soil.

God Bless America

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A… B… C… Detonate…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 04-11-2011

Just wait until the Islamic Terrorist Recruitment Center is erected at Ground Zero… vermin from all over the globe will arrive here to hear anti-American, and anti-Christian schpeel… all under the name of “religious freedom…”

Preaching hate and violence in many different forms…

http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/publications/…id.6766/pub_detail.asp

University’s love having speakers that believe stuff like this…

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2011/03/ground-zero-mosque-radical-imam-rauf-gets-20000-to-speak-at-university.html

These new radical visitors will spawn children and teach them early on that they must “stay the course” so to speak, and it their religious duty to either force into submission, or kill Americans, westerners, Christians, Jews… all non-believers.

http://www.bluecollarphilosophy.com/2011/03/muslim-children-play-suicide-bomber-video.html

And yes, they start em young…

It won’t be long before these children resort to actions like suicide bombings in schools and other places filled with our children.

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/35530/jihad-comes-to-rio-muslim-kills-12-kids-school-cites-islam-in-suicide-note/

The location of Ground Zero is not by mistake, or coincidence. It is being done as a reminder that Islam had finally conquered the United States…

http://islamexposed.blogspot.com/2010/07/cordoba-house-is-not-first-mosque-of.html

Do not believe the hype… Islam is NOT a peaceful religion, and is not elbowing itself around to just occupy a space, or share anything, it’s intentions are simple. Kill non believers.

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Unveiled Rape…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 04-10-2011

Sure, we all know about the terrorists, the violent protests, the vulgar display of disrespect towards the govt’s that provide them with medical aide, food stamps, assistance programs… but how about the Muslim rape of European girls ratio?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/8300256.stm

http://centurean2.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/muslim-rape-epidemic-puts-sweden-at-top-of-euro-rape-statistics-peace-in-europe-surrender/

http://islamineurope.blogspot.com/2007/12/norway-rape-and-muslims-study-much.html

You think NYC and it’s surrounding areas will be free of this filth once that Islamic Terrorist Recruitment Center is erected at Ground Zero? Yer wrong. We have a capitulating Govt that refuses to combat Islamic infiltration even after seeing what Islamic influence, and it’s infestation brings to liberal societies… like all of Europe.

Educate yourself, and others about what Islam truly is. Our Govt using political correctness to combat an enemy like this… is either through ignorance, or liberal arrogance, either way, it’s unacceptable.

Islam = Submission

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Obama’s boss’s boss…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 03-20-2011

While the Willy Ayers’ prized pupil-in-chief takes yet another vacation on our tax payer dime, he leaves us a major mess of his making.

The man with the Muslim name (and numerous SS#’s)  is purposely bankrupting the country. He’s forcing us to pay astronomical fuel costs, skyrocketing food prices, he rammed Obamascare down the people’s throats, and did  nothing in regards to a jobs bill even though we continue to still  have high unemployment… and (had) decent health care.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/262514/there-s-only-one-word-cbo-s-analysis-president-s-budget-douglas-holtz-eakin

He capitulates to Islamic terrorists, appoints radicals, anti-Americans, racists, unqualified traitors, and morons to diplomatic and judicial posts. This top link is a MUST see.

http://www.lc.org/media/9980/attachments/obama_appointees_nominees_011910.pdf

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/aug/12/obamas-islamic-america/

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=87539

While he continues his “transformation” of America from abroad, smoking his KOOLs and golfing on Rio’s beaches… he denies American companies to drill for our oil… yet is handing over our tax dollars to Brazil and its Marxist president so they can expand their offshore drilling agenda.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203863204574346610120524166.html

I guess oil ain’t that bad anymore?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/jun/21/oil-bp-oil-spill

While the lamestream media refuses to connect any dots that shows George Soros has a vested interest in Brazilian oil rights… I ask you, do any of these facts spark your interest?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/270363.stm

http://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/soros17/English

http://gulfnews.com/business/oil-gas/soros-hedge-fund-invests-811m-to-buy-petrobras-stake-1.125134

And this is all being done by the Affirmative Action Failure Nobel Peace prize winner-in-chief… someone who pays to hide his past, avoids dealing with the present, and is attempting to control our future freedoms.

He must be impeached.

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Sharia Law trumps US Constitution…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 03-20-2011

CAIR (Council on American Islamic Relations) has constantly dismissed any criticism or submitted evidence against Sharia Law simply as racism against Muslims, anti-Islamic paranoia, and just plain ‘ol lies.

http://www.onislam.net/english/news/americas/451484-cair-denounces-gop-anti-islam-rhetoric.html

Islam would love for nothing more then to inject it’s venom into our system of laws. The state of Oklahoma recently passed a state resolution that would ban Sharia Law from even being considered because they understood it’s threat upon our country’s national security.

http://bartlesvilleradio.com/pages/news/7492011/sharia-law-in-oklahoma

But it was not easy…

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/08/oklahomas-ban-shariah-law-blocked-critics-say-attorney-general-failed-respond/

Well, it’s officially arrived, thanks to Florida Circuit Court Judge Richard A. Nielsen who ruled that a legal lawsuit between two Islamic parties can proceed forward… using Sharia  Law. (Click on attached photos of case to enlarge and see for more details)

Nothing better to derail someones future presidential plans then appointing someone who just sided with Sharia law over the US Constitution… bye bye Jeb.

http://www.fljud13.org/JudicialDirectory/RichardANielsen/Profile.aspx

Islam has already infiltrated our govt with the likes of the Imam-in-chief, Barack Hussein Obama and Minnesota Democrat, Keith Ellison, who if you don’t remember was sworn in to office on the Quran instead of the Holy Bible.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/04/AR2007010401188.html

Now we stand by and bear witness to liberal activist judges place a violent system of “laws” in front of our very own US Constitution?

Florida Circuit Court Judge Richard A. Nielsen is in direct violation of Article Six of the United States Constitution, Clause 2, the Supremacy Clause.

“This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.”

We have an appointed judge who has directly violated the US Constitution based on a ruling he made after investigating the case, which has also just set a precedent stating that “theological law” (of any belief / faith / religion) has apossiblility to take priority over our very own US Constitution… which he was sworn to uphold.

Please feel free to contact the “Honorable” yourself. Be classy.

Richard A. Nielson

13th Judicial Circuit

Giorge Edgecomb Courthouse

800 E. Twiggs

Tampa, FL 33602

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NFL MVP Obama…

 :: Posted by Angelo on 03-14-2011

‘I basically used the Rooney Rule to get in my position… so first, I wanna thank the state run media for all those blocks to get me selected #1 overall… and over the season, I’ve been given so much pass protection, and biased support that I wanna make sure to thank my running backs and receivers for all those Hail Allah’s I threw… up for grabs that they were able to snag and run off with to accomplish things like Obamascare, fighten SB1070, blocking oil companies from drilling, and hindering the military… speaking of the Defense… they played possessed during the season… throwing the opposition down using the Race Card, using their brute ignorance and false accusations to give me some more elbow room to accomplish what our (criminal) organization set out to accomplish once we started the season… we always said in the locker room (while on our knees facing Mecca,) to always come out and annihilate the opposition… run up the score so they could never make a comeback… and we did. And we did so with the cheers and support of millions of asinine Americans who don’t know the difference between A Cylon using Islam and Communism to defeat the enemy… and football. Now grab me my Kool’s and take this thing outta my hands… it’s heavier than that Churchill statue I dropped before we returned it to the Brits’.